Wednesday, September 19, 2007

My Truck is Better Than Your Truck!

Being in the South you know it’s a grand place to drive a truck. Mine is a Ford truck and it has plenty of charm being an older truck I dare anyone to stand in the way. There is nothing wrong with good old steel.

This truck has a personality of its own with paintings of Halloween and we turned the back tailgate into "Frog Ride" utilizing the Ford into the name. Every surface has a picture painted on it and each one was an hour of my life and the truck is definitely a showpiece.

The ladies may look and wonder but the gentlemen will tell you they think it’s "all right". Others tell us its not Halloween but when we put trick or treat on the front the children read that and have to circle to check it out.

Guess what Halloween will be back and we will be in style again. When you go down the road you have to remember that the truck is decorated and people are checking it out. It would be a great ride in any Halloween parade.

There is some more improvements that will be done this fall to get it set up with all the attachments allowed to still be legal to stay riding and safely see where you are going. It is a happy truck unlike the deer hunter trucks that are just out cruising for the hunting season. We have no gun racks so it is not typically southern in nature.

This is defining that it is a conversation stopper. It has a quirk that is inconvenient that the gauges do not work so you will see us adding our emergency gas out of a two gallon can when we run out, but with gas prices that happens to a bunch of us now.

This would not be a truck to do a crime in, as you would be remembered for sure. Trucks are good for hauling and we still do that, as it is just a good work truck. I wouldn't have a truck for pretty it needs to get the job done and this one does with style to boot.

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Lady Di

Look to the Top! Get the Help You Need to Succeed!

When starting out with a new business always start by asking questions. You know the people at the top looked beyond the box they knew they had to ask questions. Then keep on finding the ways others before them had started their business to succeed too.

There will always be people that are there to train you it might not be easy to find the resources but when you bump into the right ones they will let you know the ways of the successful people and you can take notes. Sometimes we have to be detectives and ask the right questions and sometimes it happens when others are listening and fill in the blanks for us.

No doubt about it, you will have to work to get where they are but it is nice to have someone take you by the hand and guide you to the position you want to be at. Always knowing they have been where you are today and they are making the kind of money and benefits that you want to make when you put your hard work and time into building your business. Always strive to fulfill your goals and keep on building and helping your downline build too. Your business is as strong as your downline working as hard as you are.

When you find something that works for you pass it on to your people so they can escalate their earnings and therefore stay and work alongside of you. People write about the failure rate of marketing, but there are always lots of reasons that the rate is so high, so many people are lost in the daydreams of making lots of money and still do not want to put in the hard work to reach their solutions of money made to get them out of debt. Always recruit more prospects and get your downline to do the same thing, all the major companies never stop recruiting.

Determine what you want to do and get into a business that interests you so that it is something you want to build. Stick with the program and study hard and you will get what you want and when you want It. Always know in your heart you want to build to success. There are many ways to get your business in the success cycle, just know when you are doing your best you will set yourself up to reach the top.

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Lady Di

Your Life Goals with Positivity, Humor And Miles of Smiles!

Positivity is a word coined to mean anything Positive. Could it be in your manner, your smile. Goals are definitely a sign of someone positively going to reach the milepost to get their designs met. What does it mean to you? I know when I am with happy and content people they are definitely positive and fun to be around. Working with people that are happy in their world and work make it easier to learn and help others to do the same.

Have you noticed how much more you can accomplish with the right teacher with the right kind of attitude. When someone tells you that you will never excel but still takes your money for the lessons, are they really being honest with you? Someone like that needs to discontinue your lessons instead of taking your money and knowing they will never be able to help you.

Life is strange that way, when you have someone that compliments you and gets you excited then you will find a way to make them feel good about helping you. So much for life experience, it is a way to teach you as you go along, and hopefully you can learn to not give shaded comments to others and inspire them to continue to do well.

Always make sure when you talk to your downline and customers to do it in a positive way. Leave the problems of the day in the sideline and give everyone the time to feel important. We need them, so make them feel like they are your number one priority. We know in our hearts that if we take care of them to the best of our ability they will be there for us for a long time to come.

I think we forget the aspect of personal touch because its so foreign we are so in tune to the loneliness of the keyboard, and forget we are communicating with real people. We have to consider the life values of sensing what is important. Add to the importance that real human beings are your stable force of keeping you in tune with your business, give them more for their time and money.

Find a simple ebook that will help them, give the url for it to give value to their time reading what you have written. Never hurts to include humor because life is full of funny things that happen and when someone is laughing they are healing all the hurting that life passes on to them. Give value, give life healing humor, and enjoy every moment you indulge with others.

"My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said...did you see the guy that did it? She said ... No, but I got the license plate." happily from ahajokes

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Lady Di

Your Success is Our Goal!

Fairy Deer - Where Do You Live?

Have you seen a Fairy Deer? They are so small they should still be with their mamas, and if we looked hard enough Mama is probably nearby. They are truly knee high to a grasshopper it seems. I have come across them twice both times driving the school bus. Its like they are there and then as a dream gone again.

The last time the little one pushed out the long window in my door with such a shuddering force. I do not know if he could have lived through the collision with his sister standing by the road looking on. What possesses them to jump at a huge monstrosity of a bus, no one has the answer. This is one good reason to have the grass mowed along the road and railroad tracks.

The first time I bumped into a Fairy Deer they seemed like a herd of butterflies, bouncing in front of my eyes with a bump into one. I slowed down and found no traces of the deer. They are truly mystical when so small, seems like they are just a magical being from the tales of fairies.

The experience of meeting a Fairy Deer is eerily mysterious especially in the wee early morning when you are not sure you seen them to start with. I would rather see them from far away or on a movie screen they will always be Bambi and Faline to me.

I do not want to mow them down with my bus, as I do not want to harm natures own. Seeing them standing in the grass, in narrow dirt roads, present us with a real time road hazard, although they are just experiencing life in the real world not expecting to mess up our day. The marvels of nature in the very young or very small keep us respecting the being that is in charge of letting us share the planet with them.

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Lady Di

Your Success is Our Goal!

Get on Your Mark, Get Set and Be Your Best!

How do you find what works for you? When my friend suggested writing articles I was dead set against it, how could I write articles to promote the business opportunity that I was so sure would work for others. Of course, when you start doing it, it really is not that hard.

I always thought of myself as an artist with pencil and paper to express my moods. When you write you are creating a different kind of medium with words and thoughts that come about sometimes in the early wakeful hours of the mornings.

Then when you find your articles in other peoples sites you tell yourself, job well done, because others liked what you wrote. My friend has inspired me to keep on with the article writing with a big congratz when it was accepted. It is a great way to keep people up to date on the program you are working with. I also transfer them to my blog to have another place for people to read about them. When the article people tell me no to some articles the article goes to the blog without all the punch taken out of it.

I would like people to know the real story not a toned down version that will not hurt anyones feelings. This is an article that will be here to introduce my program that will help newbies and people with a great amount of time already online. Starting out with a program that really helps everyone to make money without all the farce that comes with people lying to others about working not at all and making money.

This is not the way to introduce anyone to working on the internet because they are scamming you, everything that you value with time spent will end up helping you to progress yourself to success. It's just that so many programs get you started with big bucks and this one does not. It's not gifting where everything is a secret, you can be a regular person and get into the action with not a great amount of money.

Touring the internet is a great entertainment to see the programs that promise you everything under the sun. Wishing upon a star will get you the same thing that will happen to you with out the work to get your business going at a rapid state. If you take your time and dedicate yourself to an amount of time and work your plan you will succeed.

Check out the program and especially the fine print in their disclosures and make sure you agree before you check it. Work hard, and study what others have learned already and save yourself some time. Success is just another word for the ones that work harder and smarter to reach their goals.

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Are the Cards Telling You Everything?

What do you want to know about the future? The cards are one way to find out the mysteries that are going to come to you. It is just another way to keep you in tune with your inner self and what will happen if you listen.

It's the same as esp with a crutch but still leaving you in on what is to come so you can be prepared. I like knowing how I can help myself in the days of future times. I like to read my horoscope too, although they are so general that they apply to everyone in the context of the 12 month frame. When you think nothing else can go wrong it will and with a little peep into the future you can be much more prepared.

Happily journey within each day with all your experiences just adding up to your life sensing the best to come. How can anyone not enjoy every waking moment as today is a present and we all have the same amount of time and its to our benefit to absorb all the beauty and grace that comes our way. God only knows when we will leave and if its tomorrow I want to know I have done as much to help my fellow man and know there was a good reason for me to have lived here among the wonderful people of this earth. I have been called Mother Nature and I will always consider myself a friend of planet Earth. Conservation is a given right and we need to take care of our planet.

So whatever is in the cards for you think about what you can do to make this planet a welcome place for the new people to come and do what you can to take care of our wonderful home.

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Laughter Will Make Your Work Load Lighter!

What Makes you Happy?

Is it a circus clown with his makeup and his smile that never stops, and his jokes entertaining the crowd?

Is it getting up before the sun rises and enjoying a great sunrise to start your day?

Is it just the biggest bubble you can blow with 6 pieces of bubble gum in your mouth?

Is it taking the super glue and gluing a $10 bill to the floor to see who is going to try and recover it?

Is it laughing at someones joke that wasn't really funny?

Have you thought of something funny and just laughed out loud and everyone is wondering what you are thinking about? Is it true when they say smile and they will wonder what you are up to? I truly love to email with a great joke included just to lighten the load. Leave them laughing and they will always have a soft place in their heart for you.

I enjoy when other marketing people take time out to send me a funny joke, picture, to brighten my day and let me send it to my people to share. We tend to get into a mode of I am in a cocoon and you have to let go and take the humor to heart and lighten your work time. What really is laughter all about it just takes the stress out of you and sends you in the direction of happiness.

What would the world do without the comedians or just your little daughter sending you into fits of laughter? Take a happy face and spread the sunshine and watch people get the sunshine from you, send compliments to others and see what it does for their ego. Always thinking of others first will always help you deal with life in a truly simple and pleasant way. Trying to out give God will never happen so spread the Love and help your fellow man.

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Ego Pleases Me Only When You are Special Too!

Your ego means what exactly? You know the me in ego takes all the creditability of living among your fellow men. It is okay to be happy being you but don't let the ego get in your way to preventing you from loving your fellow man.

I have had friends that the only thing starts the ego running is a money drive and they do not care if they are hated or not looked up to because their only priority is getting the almighty buck.

There is an old saying you cannot take it with you so what the hay enjoy and use what you need and leave some for the rest of us. I am happy when I get the bills paid whereas some people think they need to own three or four homes. We need to understand if we are healthy and happy we can make it with what it takes to get on top with our marketing.

Never underestimate your value the ego takes us a long way getting our self-esteem up so we can value the people we know and help others along the way.

When shopping special people come up to me and grab my arm and tell me what is on their mind and when they are through they release me and I go on my merry way. They didn't need to hear a word from me they just need to have someone to listen. This is a time that you know you are a special sponge of a person that is always there for the special ones.

Sometimes you are afraid but then you know there is something on their mind and you are the valuable one to them and you are helping. Always give out the vibes that people are special and they will see through your ego and be happy you are there for them.

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What Calms You the Most? The Yoga Workout

Yoga calms your soul. Exercise does not have to be all jumping jacks and push ups and sit ups. When you need to relieve stress get a great yoga tape and learn from the best. When done correctly the heat is fired up in you and the breathing through the exercise pulls the oxygen to the place you have stretched.

When you start you are so tight and everything is hard to pull, by the end of the tape your body is so stress free and warmed up you can see a tremendous difference in the exercise that had been hard at the beginning.

Always have a good pad so you will not slip and its comfort means a lot when you sit in the postures. The cobra is wonderful for backs that need to unwind and the spine recuperates when you lay in a all out stretch on your mat. You will be amazed at the time flying by, a hour tape will disappear before you know it and you will be so relaxed. It is hard not to fall asleep in the corpse pose which is a very relaxing exercise letting all the hardships of the day disappear, and you get ready for another grueling day and you know you will have no problem getting the job done.

Endorphins come out whenever you exercise and give you all those happy feelings, take time for you to stay healthy and calm. Always wear comfortable clothes so you can stretch without the discomfort of zippers and seams in the way. They recommend yoga pants or any loose fitting stretch pants.

Bare feet are the norm not like at the shopping malls loose fitting shirts are good, shoes are definitely not needed because when you are on the mat your feet will give you the grip you need to do the poses.

Don't think you need to do the yoga by yourself get your kids into it with you. If one is not doing it right you can help them get it right the next time. Just know the exercise of the mind and body from yesteryear is still wonderful as a very good stress reliever today.

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Marketing EZ Way to Success!

This is a program that will help you get to the position to help you succeed. This is a great way to keep up with the big guys without going into debt. You will be able to start with a small amount and still make the money the big boys do. This is the only way to get yourself leveraged.


This is a program that has come from a man that has been working on the internet for 14 years. He has seen the little people get scammed to many times and he really doesn't think that is fair. This is an equal opportunity for everyone to help people that can not keep up with thousands of
dollars.


The only way for you to find about it is go to the downline and sign up and get people to your site and when it is ready to soar through the roof you will be on the ground floor. You will be one of the few that knows it is going to be a wonderful release on your debt payments. It can give you more money to send you on those vacations you always drool over, traveling to exotic places, cruises and meet people that enjoy the same things.


With this simple plan to get you out of debt and making the money in leaps and bounds, you can help your people relate to help them. I know everyone has a group of desires which can turn into a series of goals. With understanding and hard work can become profit in hand.


Marketing is essential and time and effort will instigate your wealth. Never give up and persevere to fill every goal and move to another one. Keep the energy flowing and love your time spent and learn as much as you can. Never stop researching, track your ads, reset in your mind new subject lines that will cater to your audience. Know ways that can help your marketers and fill a need for them.


Keep your articles on track with key words that will get into the search engines fast. Remember the articles are there until you delete them so they are a lasting notice to help you with your business.


This is a great start for beginners and long time internet marketers, learning along the way to building your downline and making long lasting contacts to keep with you as you build your business. To get started go to http://www.joinmyfreedownline.com/dianarick

Lady Di

Your Success is Our Goal!

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Animal Refuge or Redneck Target Zone

When to pack your bags and move. Love your neighbor is not
just a passing thought. Sometimes it is beyond your means to
put up with the people that live near you. There is only one thing
to do, get your stuff packed and get the sign up to sell. It is hard to
deal with the rednecks of the south, they are ignorant folks that
will always be stupid even in their own brains.

It is funny to hear the stand up comics make fun of the rednecks
of the south but they are in the rich and famous neighborhoods
and they do not have to put up with them day in and day out.
It's okay to be a redneck if you are not a bigot too. Trying to
put up with the everyday plague of the stupid ones are one way
to stress even the mild mannered people of the south that have
been transplanted from the north.


It's hard to believe that prejudice is just as strong now as it was in the olden
days, when is the world going to get a life and wise up enough to
leave the dead values alone. They are there just keeping a lower
profile so we do not think they are alive and well. I see why the
privacy fences go up it alleviates a lot of nosey neighbors in your business.

I try to help God's critters and this good for nothing is
shooting the dogs that I care for. If they could catch him killing
the snakes that are protected by law they could put him away.
You accomplish nothing by killing the good snakes because they
are what keep the poison snakes away. These neighbors just keep
the balance of the tide within natures curves at bay so we will not see
the damage done for many years to come.

I do not know where the laws are that protect the innocent and why
the law protects people with no sense and value of life. We have
seen the law take care of some that treat their animals abominably
to the point of death. The feuds of yesteryear are still used to
aggravate the people of today with the vendettas of people in there
minds of old timers.

The golden rule should be taught in the schools
to help the new ones coming up to be good to others. When we took
God out of our schools and our lives the devil takes the front seat
and leaves the defenseless ones at wits end.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Look to the Top! Get the Help You Need to Succeed!

When starting out with a new business always start by asking questions. You know the people at the top looked beyond the box they knew they had to ask questions. Then keep on finding the ways others before them had started their business to succeed too.


There will always be people that are there to train you it might not be easy to find the resources but when you bump into the right ones they will let you know the ways of the successful people and you can take notes. Sometimes we have to be detectives and ask the right questions and sometimes it happens when others are listening and fill in the blanks for us.


No doubt about it, you will have to work to get where they are but it is nice to have someone take you by the hand and guide you to the position you want to be at. Always knowing they have been where you are today and they are making the kind of money and benefits that you want to make when you put your hard work and time into building your business. Always strive to fulfill your goals and keep on building and helping your downline build too. Your business is as strong as your downline working as hard as you are.


When you find something that works for you pass it on to your people so they can escalate their earnings and therefore stay and work alongside of you. People write about the failure rate of marketing, but there are always lots of reasons that the rate is so high, so many people are lost in the daydreams of making lots of money and still do not want to put in the hard work to reach their solutions of money made to get them out of debt. Always recruit more prospects and get your downline to do the same thing, all the major companies never stop recruiting.


Determine what you want to do and get into a business that interests you so that it is something you want to build. Stick with the program and study hard and you will get what you want and when you want It. Always know in your heart you want to build to success. There are many ways to get your business in the success cycle, just know when you are doing your best you will set yourself up to reach the top.



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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Shopping at Home Saves You So Much More Than Time

Are you one of the People that shops on line and forgets

standing in line at the store. Remarkable discoveries

happen because you can find anything you need and in

a very short time it is at your doorstep.This is a great

way for handicap people to maximize their time

to get what they want. We need to conserve fuel so

running back and forth to the store wastes valuable

time and energy.


We can order any product imaginable because they have it,

the only thing that would be hard to do is fresh vegetables

and fruits but we have farmer Stands and Co-ops that can

be taken advantage of, and plenty of pick your own fruits

and vegetables in the summer that can be preserved for

winter use. They have fruit that can be ordered online by

the box. With the computer it doesn't matter where in the

world its at, it is accessible.


It is amazing how people can get what they need when they

need it .When you get advantage bucks back for the products

you order it makes sense to get on board and be one of the

intelligent folks that know how to save, and where do you

see stores out there giving you money back on your purchases.

Most places give you what you want and if you have a

problem they will Replace it or send your money back. Why?

They know if you treat your people right then they will stay

with you. I really don't mind telling my friends and family

about companies that care and really take care of you. Then

again I don't mind sharing the names of the ones that do

not show you the courtesy that should have been shown and

I tell my friends not to deal with them.


I have a hard time staying away from the computer as it saves

time and you can research what you are looking for before

leaving home. The computer saves you miles and leaves you

with smiles because you got your shopping done so much

more efficient.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Internet Network Marketing! Funneling Will Fill Your Downline!

Have you ever wondered why there is so many people that do not make it in Internet Marketing. It doesn’t matter how great your product is someone else has great products too. What is the magical solution to get you ahead of the pack and having people chase you down to learn how to get people in their down line.

We have to change with the times and this is part of making you successful, getting the marketing plan that will work for you. We need to change our stinkin' thinking. Why chase people and bother your in laws or outlaws when we can have people calling us to get in our program because they know we can help them.

There are plenty of new ways to get your information out there creatively with YouTube, MySpace, blogs and movie clips. It is so much more entertaining to see and hear the people that we are working with. Everyone enjoys that and it gets the point across so much quicker. Why send plenty of boring emails when you can spice up someones day with your insider ways of messaging with people. Get your splash pages out there, landing pages so they can leave their info and you can get in touch. There is front end and back end ways of making money and they do work together folks.

Affiliate programs get you in the earning stream faster and also allows you to get the products that you need to grow your own business. If you get one that is longer than a rats tail than go to the people like tinyurl and change it and protect your referral number.

Promote and know what you are promoting and make sure you can help people because when you help others they will come to trust you. Allow people to trust you by promoting yourself, by blogging, posting your picture, then they know you are the real deal.

Remember to promote yourself, get a url with your name in it. This is one way to become known or put your name in your blog name. When the search engines find it they will list everything you have online together in a search. After blogging, every time you add to your blog get the blog pinged so it will keep it updated. Ping-o-matic is a great place where you can register with several sites that will ping your site.

Don’t Hold the Hurricane back! Funneling will keep your business on Top!

Lady Di

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Healthy Solutions For Your Family

Would you like to get poisons out of your home? There are a lot of people who are affected by poisons. Healthy solutions that help to get rid of poisons result in real solutions for our families.

You may have heard of the problem of unfriendly fumes in households across the nation. Those fumes cause multiple health problems like asthma. Clearing your home environment of all household products that cause fumes makes sense.
Our children depend on us to care for them and the cleaning products we use to clean our homes should not make them sick.

Since I have children myself and take these issues seriously, I've begun the process of changing out all of my household products to ensure my children's health.
Educate yourself, thus allowing you to help your friends and other loved ones so we can all live in a more healthy environment using natural-based products that keep us healthy too.

As an example of what I'm talking about, I received an email from a friend that told of a little girl that was found listless. It turned out that it was the hand sanitizer that had made her sick. She licked it off her hands and because it was full of alcohol, it made the little girl drunk.

I had hoped the email that she had sent out got to enough people to help save others from this.


Grandparents get this to your kids, protect your grandchildren. We need to make our children aware of the need to take these poisons out of reach of our loved ones. Take charge, inform you relatives and let them know you care and want to protect them and their children.

Protect your Loved Ones, No products to stockpile, orders are processed to your customers home.Totally online business, http://healthysolutions2.com Lady Di


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Thursday, May 24, 2007

@@ Summer Heat! How do you Beat it! @@

Summer is Here and Schools Out and what do you do to promote
coolness in your life.

Swimming
I was cleaning out my closet and I found a swim suit that I had
made out of sponges. I remember one time when I wore it. When
I got out of the swimming pool nobody could go swimming until
I came back.


Fishing
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"


Fishing
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend,
"Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?"
His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat."
The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"

Weddings
Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw it. Of course, this will only work if he must kneel with back to congregation (i.e. Catholic wedding). Make sure you get it so that it is readable with the shoes side by side, left to right, toes toward the floor. Do this far enough in advance so that the paint is dry before the groom wears the shoes to avoid damaging carpets.

Have a great time no matter what you do to enjoy the summer. Lady Di

Saturday, April 28, 2007

#### To Hot To Stop! Dynamite Your Future! ####

My Friends,
I went to my favorite fun place for jokes and
looked for Dynamite
as a keyword this is the joke
that tickled me pink. Ahajokes is my
favorite fun
place for jokes and it will be yours too if you
take time
to visit.

Truly stupid people 01

A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with their guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle.

They drive out onto the ice. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area to attract ducks - something the decoys will float on.

Remember it's all ice, and in order to make a hole large enough to interest a flock of ducks - a hole big enough to entice ducks to land, they needed to use a little more than an ice hole drill...

Sooo, out of the back of the brand-new Jeep Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40-second fuse. Now to their credit, these two rocket scientists DID take into consideration that if they placed the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Grand Cherokee) would be waiting and ran back quickly, they would risk slipping on the ice as they ran from the imminent explosion and could possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. After a little deliberation, they come up with lighting and THROWING the dynamite, which is what they end up doing.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND THE DOG???? Yes, the dog. The driver's pet Black Lab (used for retrieving - especially things thrown by the owner). You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice, reaching the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice - all to the woe of the two idiots which are now yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what the hell to do now...

The dog is happy and now heads back toward the "hunters" with the stick of dynamite. I think we all can picture the ever-increasing concern on the part of the brain trust, as the loyal Labrador Retriever approaches. The Bozos now are REALLY waving their arms - yelling even louder and generally feeling kinda panicked... Now finally one of the guys decides to think - something that neither had done before this moment, grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog. This sounds better than it really is, because the shotgun was loaded with #8 duck shot and hardly effective enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog DID stop for a moment, slightly confused, but then continued on. Another shot, and this time the dog - still standing, became REALLY confused & of course scared...

Thinking that these two Nobel Prize Winners have gone TOTALLY INSANE, the pooch takes off to find cover with a now extremely short fuse still burning on the stick of dynamite. The cover the dogs finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee worth 30-some thousand dollars the $400.00+ monthly payment vehicle that is sitting nearby on the lake ice.

BOOM! Dog dies, vehicle sinks to bottom of lake, and these two "Co-Leaders of the Known Universe" are left standing there with this "I can't EVEN believe this happened to me" look on their faces. Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company and is promptly informed that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT covered on his policy...He had yet to make his first car payment.

The great thing about the internet is everything
is insta-matic you can have
it at your disposal
so fast and when you do order something such
as an ebook,
you can download and read it now
or at your leisure. Keep humor in your emails
and give people a funny ha-ha and make their
day joke-a-liciously fun. Until next time keep
on smiling and set yourself up to Create a Great day...Di

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Sweet Jesus! This is more Fun Than Robbing a B-a-n-k!! $$$

Bonnie and Clyde were the notorius Bank Robbers of the
1930's. If they had been introduced to this program they
wouldn't have gotten gunned down. It's fun to make analogies
to times in the yesteryear to bring home the point. Using
titles is one way to spice up your ads and get the attention
of people. They tell you to get a great title and everything
else will fall in place. Brainstorming is a great way to find
the treasure of the great minds. 'Write it down it doesn't
matter if its right or wrong just loosen your mind and
set the thoughts free, then go back and clarify the ones
that really get your attention and make you want to read
all about it. I have read some people get the article written
and then get a great byline, it is simple and easy to do,
You will just have to take your time and see which one
works for you. Go to the Yahoo Groups and you will see
the titles and some are mundane and some will have
humor. What gets your attention? Learn from others and
take it from there. http://traxad.com/r/di_BLO

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Happy Spring and Easter!

Hi Friends,

I hope spring finds you well and glad you have put so much effort
into promoting your opportunities. I have learned so much from
the people I work with and try to help those that are coming up
behind me to help them succeed too. It is really hard to keep myself
in front of the computer when the weather is getting so nice but
we have to keep up the working front with the habit of staying true
to our goals. It is really wonderful when you find people that will
give you your money back when you have signed up for something
and then find out its not for you. I treasure the ones that will
write and refund the monies back as it will help me know who
to deal with at a later time. I signed up with Ipost-ads to find
out that they do not use any of the emails that I do, saying the
safelist owners say that it bounces. True to their guarantee of
great service and standing behind their website they were good
enough to send a refund. I have never seen a list so conclusively
as the one that they have of emails that are on that you cannot
use. I don't know if its a way to sell u-know subscriptions or what,
not sure. We find things that do work and others we have to
leave by the side. I love to use the yahoo groups to introduce my
new opportunities as they have so many to choose from. My
favorite website for jokes to include in my emails is ahajokes.com,
spark and delight your audience and leave them with a smile on
their face.

I have "great" news for you

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,
"I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in
this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,
"I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother
moves in with us."

Monday, March 12, 2007

Internet Marketing Tool Kit

This is a product that will serve as a mainstay for Marketers no matter how long you have been doing this. Everything is laid out in audios and videos to explain how each tool will work to improve your lot doing business on the net. You just read, listen and learn and your business will improve. There is one thing you do not do, that is Quit. Just keep on learning and improving your values and get the tools to help you along the way. There is nothing to stop you if something does not work for you start again and keep on trying.

This is the Tool Kit that will awaken your eyes to know just what to do and where to start. Dedicate some time to learning about them and then put the principles together and get your business on track. There is no easy way, you will have to work but when you see the progress you will know it was well worth it. Just get in there and get your website constructed, with easy no html set up so anyone can do it. Brainstorm and get yourself a domain name short and catchy so people will remember. This also gets you in the frame of mind that you know which direction to go in. It is like an anchor to get you motivated to finish the story. Putting your site on automatic leaves you free to promote your site. The right tools help you get to the chores you need without leaving you feeling you cannot do it. It is very frustrating not knowing how they will work for you, when you see it laid out in a simple, easy to understand, manner it is ready for you to take the bull by the horns and get it done.

Some of these things are foreign but very necessary, Learning how to make a squeeze page and sales page because they will work together to make your site work. Getting articles into ezines to help you promote you site. There is a multitude of tips and ways to get you started in the right direction, with the right mindset. Learning is knowledge you put to good use, All the tools working together will make you successful in your endeavor. Buckle down with this great set of tools and finally make it happen.

Diana Rickett "Princess Di" http://www.princessdisrightdesign.com

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